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UnrealBeats's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 146 (From 23 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,045 Points

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Bully Unlocked 11/19/12
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest 25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior 25 Points Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter 25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Playboy 50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy 100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner 100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)

Berzerk Ball 2

Adrian Unlocked 1/5/13
5 Points
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
One small step for a geek... Unlocked 1/4/13
5 Points
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Total Noob Unlocked 1/4/13
5 Points
Get your team to level 5.
What's the hurry? Unlocked 1/4/13
5 Points
Reach 400 Speed.
Major League Unlocked 1/5/13
10 Points
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Regular Noob Unlocked 1/4/13
10 Points
Get your team to level 10.
Col. Mustard Unlocked 1/4/13
25 Points
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Still a little Noobish Unlocked 1/5/13
25 Points
Get your team to level 15.
Appolo 10 Points Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Turbo Nerd 10 Points Reach 600 Speed.
Drago 25 Points Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Fat and Furious 25 Points Reach 700 Speed.
Hercule Poirot 25 Points One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Homerunesque 25 Points Reach 200,000 Distance.
Lt. Colombo 25 Points Geek ain't no dev'...
Sherlock Holmes 25 Points Girls around the world...
Theo Kojak 25 Points Rough way back...
Not a Noob anymore...almost 50 Points Get your team to level 20
Rocky 50 Points Get 15 Challenge Medals
So far, so Geek 50 Points Reach 350,000 Distance.
What just passed by? 50 Points Reach 800 Speed.
Alright, you're good...Damn Cheater! 100 Points Get your team to level 25.
It's a bird...It's a Plane...It's PWNED!!! 100 Points Reach 500,000 Distance.
TCB in a Flash 100 Points Reach 900 Speed.
Tiger whom Rocky has the eye of 100 Points Get 18 Challenge Medals.

Medals Earned: 8/25 (90/885 points)

Caesar's Day Off

Et Tu, Brute?* Unlocked 1/13/13
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I hate myself and I want to die. Unlocked 1/13/13
25 Points
RAAAWR.
Pity Party 25 Points T_T
Roman Partytime! 25 Points Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/100 points)

Cool Story Bro

Gisbee Unlocked 1/25/13
10 Points
Visit Gisbee
Adventurer Unlocked 1/25/13
25 Points
Make it through the first trap unscathed
Bear Meat 5 Points Meet the bear
Survivor 10 Points Survive a shipwreck
The Whale Whisperer 10 Points Ride a narwhal
Path of the Narwhal 50 Points Complete the path of the Narwhal
Path of the Spirit 50 Points Complete the path of the Spirit
Path of the Wizard 50 Points Complete the path of the Wizard
Champion 100 Points Complete every path
Finly Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Imposter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jasmine Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Antiques Road Show Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/13 (35/365 points)

Crush The Castle 2

Acidic Unlocked 12/9/12
5 Points
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Air Burst Unlocked 12/9/12
5 Points
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Bombastic Unlocked 12/9/12
5 Points
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Death From Above Unlocked 12/9/12
5 Points
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electric Boogaloo Unlocked 12/9/12
5 Points
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
I'm a Lumberjack Unlocked 12/9/12
5 Points
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
I'm Melting Unlocked 12/9/12
5 Points
Cover an enemy in acid.
Jack Frost Unlocked 12/9/12
5 Points
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Ladies First Unlocked 12/9/12
5 Points
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Last Laugh Unlocked 12/9/12
5 Points
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Logged to Death Unlocked 6/2/13
5 Points
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Oh The Humanity! Unlocked 12/9/12
5 Points
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Priority Target Unlocked 12/9/12
5 Points
Kill the king first on any level.
Pyromaniac Unlocked 12/9/12
5 Points
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Prohibition Unlocked 12/9/12
10 Points
Destroy 100 barrels.
Veteran Crusher Unlocked 12/9/12
10 Points
Crush all castles
Golden God Unlocked 12/9/12
25 Points
Get gold medals on all castles.
A Freeze is Coming 5 Points Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Throw Like a Girl 5 Points Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
You're Doing It Wrong 5 Points Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Hell Froze Over Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Into The Void Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 17/22 (115/140 points)

Cuboy: Cubeture 2

Fat-Tastic Poetry Unlocked 11/19/12
5 Points
Complete the poem and get fatty's clothes
Ram Buster Unlocked 11/19/12
5 Points
Scare away the ram
Child Hater Unlocked 11/19/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Gladiator, Ready Unlocked 11/19/12
10 Points
Complete all divisions in the colosseum
Holy Ship Unlocked 11/19/12
10 Points
Defeat the sailor in Oh, Ship!
Ultimate Outcast Unlocked 11/19/12
10 Points
Get kicked out of the city
Nymphy Blessing Unlocked 11/19/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Perseus Unlocked 11/19/12
25 Points
Fly to mount Olympus
Hi-Five By 5 Points Kill the boatman
Godly Pal 25 Points Help all of the G-units
Patience, Fortitude 25 Points Don't kill the boatman
Ram God 25 Points Knock out the farm boy
Ultimate Friend 25 Points Complete Hades' game
Cuboy Knievel 50 Points Make Cuboy say "I am upside down" in Fly High Mountain Guy
Ultimate Hero 100 Points Complete the game
Nymphy Cursing Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/16 (100/380 points)

Doodle Devil

Half Game Unlocked 10/28/12
10 Points
Half Of All Elements Discovered
Nuclear Bomb 10 Points Nuclear Bomb Discovered
7 Mortal Sins 25 Points 7 Mortal Sins
All Game 50 Points All Element Discovered
All Game With No Hints 100 Points All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/195 points)

Effing Worms - Xmas

Poor Animals Unlocked 12/1/12
5 Points
Eat 100 animals.
Yeti Predator Unlocked 12/1/12
5 Points
Eat 10 yeti.
Elf Massacre 25 Points Eat 200 elves.
Spaghetti Worm 25 Points Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Sweet Revenge 25 Points Take out Santa!
Maximum Destruction 50 Points Get over 100 combo.

Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/135 points)

Effing Worms 2

First Blood Unlocked 6/2/13
5 Points
Eat something tasty.
Ground Beef Unlocked 6/2/13
10 Points
Eat 100 cows.
Space Worm Unlocked 6/2/13
10 Points
Destroy a UFO.
Terrorist Attack Unlocked 6/2/13
10 Points
Take down a jumbo jet.
Evolution Complete Unlocked 6/2/13
25 Points
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Killing Machine Unlocked 6/2/13
25 Points
Get over 100 combo.
Nyan Bloodbath 10 Points Eat 200 Nyan Cats.

Medals Earned: 6/7 (85/95 points)

Elf Story

Arrow To The Neck Unlocked 1/25/13
5 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach Unlocked 1/25/13
5 Points
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Baseball Bat Unlocked 1/25/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Fanboy Unlocked 1/25/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Got Bombs Unlocked 1/25/13
5 Points
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle Unlocked 1/25/13
5 Points
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword Unlocked 1/25/13
5 Points
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 1/25/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 1/25/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation Unlocked 1/25/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull Unlocked 1/25/13
5 Points
You found the hidden skull!
Start Unlocked 1/25/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Beatdown Unlocked 1/25/13
10 Points
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 1/25/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Goober Unlocked 1/25/13
10 Points
You found the Goober action figurine!
Spin Attack Unlocked 1/25/13
10 Points
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Stabbered Unlocked 1/25/13
10 Points
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You Should Block Unlocked 1/25/13
10 Points
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller Unlocked 1/25/13
25 Points
You found the video game controller!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 1/25/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Arrow Death 5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Extra Kupo 5 Points You've earned extra kupo!
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 20/44 (170/500 points)